My Waist Line A Signal of Fertility and Sex: Or How to Marry a Texas Businessman

I’m 49 and my sex life has never been better. After 3 children  and recently divorced. I am an admitted  MILF [Mother –I ‘d –Like-to-F*ck] or at least that is what all my teenage daughters confess to me about their own boyfriends bug-eyed, Smeagel from Lord of The Rings like stares I get when they are around .dallas plastic surgeonsI have better tats than my daughters:)

I live free, I was the bad girl in high school that beat up other girls, I was also a straight -A student and almost graduated top of my class. I never went to college, well actually, i did one year and dropped out to learn programming with my professor [ he lost his job because of me, but he married me a year later] I learned from him coding and everything you could think of about computers and technology.  Then after i had triplets [girls] he left me for another woman and moved back to my parents home figuring out how to use my skills from home.  During the “Dot-Com” craze of the 1990’s  I wrote banking software to protect ATM machines from being hacked  by  clever tech-theives who were using fake magnetic strip readers and  pin-code regenerators moments after a real card-owner and withdrawn money. Well needless to say… a Mexican bank bought the software and now I am a millionaire. Funny, not a single American bank was interested in the software to this day. So, THANK YOU MEXICO!

With my new wealth, i sought out the best dallas plastic surgeons money could buy. After breast feeding 3 girls, my boobs were saggy and droopy. So, i had a lift and implants and a year later i had the baby fat around my waist removed with liposuction. Now my waist line and not my breasts get men’s attention because my signature attire accessory is always a fancy diamond or gold belly-necklace. I cant go anywhere without men giving me their phone numbers and especially young men in their 20’s who are my favorite in bed, i dont plan on getting married again or having children [ my tubes are tied] So, I choose my partners carefully before having sex–which is fabulous especially anal sex. . .to be continued ………

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